BAD Bootcamp: For the Builders, Not the Posers
Listen up, degens. Time to separate the real builders from the fucking posers.
We’re launching a Chaingraph Node Bootcamp, and only 10 elite teams will make the cut. This isn’t your average dev circlejerk — we’re building something that’ll make your AI agent infrastructure look like a fucking calculator from the 90s.
What’s on the table?
Integration with all major data source worth a damn — CMC, Nansen, Coingecko — you name it. You’ll be crafting the neural network of the next-gen AI infrastructure. The end goal? Making Chaingraph the most comprehensive, battle-ready data engine in the space.
Examples of use cases?
Picture this, you code artisans: Three agents, working in perfect harmony like a well-oiled crime syndicate. Agent One sniffs out those juicy abandoned gems with active communities — you know, the ones where devs got cold feet but hodlers still believe. Agent Two swoops in like a silent assassin, accumulating tokens while everyone’s too busy posting cope memes. And Agent Three? That beautiful bastard orchestrates the liquidity ballet, turning that shit into pure fucking gold. All automated, all running 24/7, all making you money while you sleep. That’s not just a bot network — that’s financial fucking poetry. And you get to build it. Welcome to the BAD side of wealth creation.
The reward?
BAD tokens at a price that’ll make your portfolio look funny in comparison. But let’s be crystal fucking clear — this isn’t for code monkeys who learned JavaScript last week.
We need teams who can:
- Build and maintain high-performance infra
- Integrate complex APIs without shitting the bed
- Actually understand what the fuck distributed systems are
- Code like their life depends on it, because it fucking might
Requirements:
- Proven track record in node development
- Experience with Go or willingness to learn it fast
- Understanding of trading data structures
- Actually have a functioning brain
Application deadline: January 15th, 2025
Program duration: 3 months
Submit your Github, previous work and why you’re BAD enough to be here via BAD BOOTCAMP FORM ( 🔗 https://forms.gle/XDKmFFdDynYFpN1E7 )
This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to be part of something that’ll make your resume look like it’s been injected with pure adrenaline. Don’t waste my time if you’re not ready to build something legendary.
Remember: Only 10 teams. No second chances. No participation trophies.
Either you’re BAD enough, or you’re not.
Fucking send it.
C₈H₁₁NO₂
